I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i will never coherently bang her
My pussy is not your playground.
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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