In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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