I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
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Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
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I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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