So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Barsexuality is the new black.
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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