Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
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i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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