ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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