Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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