Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Randomize
