I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
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I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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