i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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I stole a fireplace last night.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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