He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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