I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night