Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
These 19 People Are Into The Grossest Sex Fetishes
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
People Weigh In On Whether It’s Okay to Bang Your Roommate
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?