Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him