I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
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I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
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I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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