Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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