I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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