so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
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I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
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I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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