it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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