scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
The adults are the big ones right?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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