if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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