Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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