i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
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If I die, sorry about rent.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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