windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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