how can u be prego again
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Come on in and take your pants off
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