I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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