idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
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They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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Let's paint friendship bongs
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
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