so that wasnt chicken after all
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
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I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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