We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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