as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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