Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
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He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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