How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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