so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Drake has all the answers