Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize