So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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