She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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