god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.