Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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