i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
My vagina just clenched in fear
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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