D3 body, D1 cock
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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