I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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