at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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