he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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