Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
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My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
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Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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