When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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