I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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