Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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