I can't watch pbs sober anymore
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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