I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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