I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
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It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
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I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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