That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
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a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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