Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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