So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
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It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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